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of weeks, heres a Madhouse rant of course one of the big things today is the BIIIIIIIIIIG Edgefest announcement And its 6am Weather, News and sports with Toni Marsh (whose name has gotten a few hits to previous madhouse rants on the site thanks to google) Flooding in Dunners, yea some damn heavy rain last nite, Smiths City having damaged stock (So they don't "Have It All" anymore?) Paul Holmes new Prime show debuted last night, Listener magazines opinions on the show isn't that great (was the TV1 show ever good to begin with? haha) and Superbowl stuff Commenting on the length of American Football games (all those ads huh and it would be good if they could actually get played here even if the products aren't available, didn't watch the news last night so I didn't see the segment they would've had on the ads) the last minute of the game actually took almost 5 minutes Mike was impressed by Paul McCartney P-Money/Akon - Keep On Callin' and yep its damn good **** Shame is My Middle name coming up, listen out for 48 May for the Edgefest Feature Artist comp PLACE NOT TO BE: Hamilton, 16 year old told by everyone that he txts too much, sent a txt message to his friend at 2am saying "Help I'm Being Chased call the cops" the friend recieved it in the morning called him to see if he was OK turns out he txted in his sleep Bubba Sparxxxxxxxxxxx - Back in Da Mudd All good **** Valentines day coming up Monday, Mikes plans its could just be a way for people who want to get into new relationships rather than established relationships that keep going, JJ Circled items in the Farmers catalog including lingerie, if Dom was to buy her any it would be the dodgy stuff haha, heres some pointers for gifts from girls to guys courtesy of JJ: "Fluffy Handcuffs" and the 6am survey (6:16) is what gifts can girls get for guys Jingle Bail trip coming up this week, beginning Friday ads Valentines day stuff, of course the easy stuff to get, Flowers, Chocolate, or something more personal, except that some girls want the attention and alot of money spent on them, first suggestion is Porn (hey it can help with the relationship) and you'll have no problems finding something at the sex shop Ciara/Missy - 1,2 Step pretty blah now ** and yea still don't really like the fact that its not the actual version of the song if the guy got something handmade from a girl he'd just miss it, Mikes Poem Helpdesk on the site, Cricket or Edgefest tix Rugby 20/20 cricket, Cricket Max re-done, more stuff from the sexual relationship corner "love dice" and more for the girls buying themselves the dodgy lingerie, Renting the dream car for the weekend, jar full of sweets, jetboat racing, vouchers, custom made for certain "services" Rip it Up mag, Greenday, Slash interview (yea Edge should def be playing Velvet Revolvers "Fall to Pieces" even though they would be starting to pretty late but ahh well even heard it on *argh* ZM once) and some other stuff ads ad to get your valentines gift from Mitre 10 valentines one gift is for the GF not to whine any more, Toni Marsh watches Dr Phil some days, Paul Holmes show reviews (of course Prime reception here is terrible so no comment) having technical issues, txting the show costs 90c instead of the standard 20c so he's making a little cash on the side (or at least the channel is, Edge is actually one of the few competition/promo txt messages that are actually 20c) Beyonce/Sean Paul - Baby Boy don't mind it *** JJ Feeney Scandal Queenie, Birthdays: Seth Green, Gary Coleman, Dom was trying to get an interview, not allowed to ask him to say "What You Talking About Willis" (know the line, never saw the TV show) Nick Nolte, Hillary Duff out shopping with a box of Trojans Mike of course met her a while back, Michael Jacksons Lawyer has a sick sister both Michaels Ex Wives will be standing, Mccauley Culkin and Emannuel Lewis and the guy who made the doco, Chris Rock and George Lopez also helping being against the parents of the kid, Coming soon: is Will Smith Cheating on Jada? and Ushers orgy Green Day - American Idiot still rules, but yea the best song on the album has to be "Jesus of Suburbia" which is one of the 9 minuters on there so much going on that it does kinda seem to go by faster than it is Rare tickets available next week, Shame is My Middle name, the big embarassing stories, didn't quite get enough of the details of the stories get backstage at Edgefest and ads More Shame: losing ya clothing in a waterfight, and another one involving nudidy, ending up drunk in a hotel hallway and knocking on doors to find out the room that they were staying in Fastcrew - Another Brick in the Suburbia Streets yea its pretty good **** of course Edgefest get ya tickets, heres the Feature Artist, Be Home by 2 With 48 May haven't actually heard what it is yet haha, just hanging out on the town with them as long as your home by 2 guess they could've done a "Leathers and Tattoos", but they already had Blindspott do the tattoo thing ads News update Paul Holmes: "We'll Be glad to do anything to attract you" Dom thinks they should move Who Wants to be a Millionaire to the 7pm slot to get all the ratings win an air conditioning unit (well after yesterdays non summer will it be back? haha) Donavon/Donovan Frankenfurter (still had to believe how many people google that name)- It Don't Matter ok *** Big Edgefest announcement soon, the Doms dad NZdating.com scandal, pays for his membership Fitasafiddle, Edge listeners want to hook up with him haha (or hooking up their parents) an update from Friday, missed out on a date, although now its with 2 girls has more girls on the line "If He's Paying $20 for it, he'll make sure he gets the maximum value" and heres an E-Mail from one of the girls mentioned and and calling another one, whose been talking more about rugby than anything with him although he didn't go to the 7s and some 20 year olds want to hook up with him of course Dom really doesn't want to hear some of the gory details about some of the goings on, and even though he's married wouldn't mind the 20 year old girls haha Edgefest & Ads Survivor Final tonight (Can ya put up with 3 HOURS of it?) heres a tradenark Mike Puru poem Mario - Let Me Love ya its ok *** how is Doms dad going to buy all the valentines day cards, go for the webcards heh, becoming more interested in Computers"Just wait until he gets a webcam" Adds Mike, Heres a call can't turn his phone off anymore, he's having textual intercourse with a couple of ladies, the dates didn't go so well went to the movies although tonight is the cheap night haha, And Mike shows off his poetry skills, buying 20 gifts for valentines day, Doms began to write songs to vent his anger, the latest single a rip of "Cleaning Out My Closet" which is "Make Dad Clean out His Inbox" (nice little backup vocals from JJ and Mike umm maybe not) Ads weather, sending out that "Textual Intercourse" is new (not really haha) whats dodgy is that he sends text to Dom with the same phone, more about Paul Holmes, meanwhile on Susan Woods show it was Cops not turning up when you ring em and John Campbell having a show soon ahh well it'll be C4 if anything that I'm watching at that time (depending on what show is on, The Top 10s are on at the moment so it'll depend on the topic) possibly Shortland Street but probably not (the christmas ep was the first time I'd watched in a while) Linkin Park - Numb yes just numb, no Encore, although maybe they'll play the actual Jay-Z song sometime even though it did come out a while ago but its still good Keep On Callin' "When ya hear AIRCON, Keep On Calling" of course its summer some places get really hot and Alexandra is one of em, go the old hometown (well I lived there until just before my 3rd bday haha so yea a long time ago altho I have been told I was really tanned back then compared to my lightness today), what are ya doing to beat the heat? Eminem - Like Toy Soldiers the UK #1 this week (and yea OK i was listening to the UK Chart show rather than the madhouse SORRY but hey although alot of it is totally cheesy, the #5 song, Bloc Party "So Here We Are" is definatly quality, one of my favorite songs of the year so far) anyways it beat off Elvis to get there which of course Eminem referenced that he's todays version of Elvis during the "Without Me" Era not sure if its in the 40s in Alexandra things to do to beat the heat, jump in the swimming pool in the middle of the night Whats with the new Voiceover guy? haha Coke Playdays (although theres beaches in Dunners they neglect us again haha) and ads a bit of the 50 cent "Disco Inferno" Loop before we get back into the show (hmm wonder if that means ad breaks have actually gotten longer, been hearing the bits between between the ads a little more recently) Edgfest announcement just after the news, certain activities decline when ya get hot although "The Sweats Good" and the air conditioning unit has helped out Dom as well Natasha Bed in a Field - Unwritten pretty blah ** a girl has trouble getting her BF to do it using the "its too hot" line Dom doing his sell on the air conditioning system that his sex life IS Better since installing the system ads News. Cricket needs to be more exciting AND HERE WE ARE: Edgefest Announcement ChCh and Welly, Grinspoon, good ol' Aussie Rockers and heres they are - Better Off Alone yep its damn good **** hmm I wonder if this will mean they'll also be playing some of their songs that weren't played on The Edge but were on The Rock/Channel Z (and yea sad Z is gone but I can live without it haha) like "No Reason" and "Lost Control" Jingle Bail trip coming up this Friday, talking with one of the kids of course looking forward to it and in ChCh Valentines Day The Worlds biggest Cuddle (Yay for Polyphonic Spree usage in the promo) ads Valentines Day: If ya can't give flowers and chocolate how about a proposal? The "Overdue Proposal" will be having a protest rally to get a guy to propose a bit of encouragment, "Guys don't get around to doing it" 48 May - Home By 2 Hey there ya go, call now to get into the draw, and yea its all good **** she tied him up on the floor for burning his toast? (hey its fun to say the "burning me most" Lyric with that haha) And the overdue proposal of course ya gotta keep it secret from the other person needs a really special way to remember it was going to do it in Paris but then her dad got sick, delaying the celeb sleaze until after the news ads news Gavin Degraw Doesn't Wanna be ok *** another interesting google is that someone has searched for Gavin Mcgraw heh And Celeb Sleaze: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett the secret to their marraige success is that they cheat if they get permission (kinda pointless to use the term "Cheat" then?) JJ wants permission with Mike, But Why would she want to do it? haha, Mike tried years ago and the Usher story is that a girl met him and there was some hot action on the dancefloor got invited to the hotel, and there were a ton of people in bed, had sex with one girl then another and another, Superbowl, there was a "Malfunction" that occured yesterday as well ScribeScribe.com - Not Many Ranked pretty high in C4s top 100 hiphop videos of all time (I Think it made it in the top 10) but yea alot of it was from the local perspective (Dam Native were #1) and yea its still such a damn good song **** Scribe doing a Tsunami Charity gig, Wondering if the superbowl goes so long does go and yea it does go most of the afternoon I think (usually starts round midday or so) have a guy come on the field just to kick Thinking rugby must be invented by an NZer due to the timing (of course was invented in umm Rugby in England) And the "Wardrobe Malfunction" that went on heres a little bit of "Get Back" and the joke is Heather lost her leg Fastcrew got the Edgefest showto do, the album is the must have album of the week ads Steriogrammy - Go still all good **** The new Holmes show, (Still called Holmes?) the new theme music, Starting the show by thanking you for joining him, then it went on, 10 minute segment about planting a tree, the "Mandatory" Interview with Jonah Lomu, The txt messages scrolled along the bottom of the screen, Tony Blairs wife and Brian Tamaki wearing similar jackets, Holmes taking phone calls but couldn't get them to work, Favorite part of the show, "THE END" and now its "YOU Were our people today" another suggestion to win that ratings war, put Top Gear on Ads Trade Me, someones put Brian Tamaki on the personals as P-Freak and heres the Numb/Encore so its not QUITE the repeat haha Jamelia - Superblah and blah is pretty much it * Place not to be Green Day - Holiday and yep it rules ***** at least its not overplayed... yet haha of course it will be, but its the price when a song gets released as a single haha altho they do keep "Fags" in this song as opposed to "Faggot" was bleeped out of American Idiot (altho when I have heard this song on American Radio they did reverse it) Girls night out the ol' male entertainers (and of course the girls say when guys go out to the shows with girls on stage their all hypocritical about it haha and yea while the station is more female targeted (although definatly the more rock/alternative leaning pop station as well) they'd get more flack for giving away passes to female strippers haha) Why the girls need it Destinys Kids - Lose My Breath In da Club its ok *** someone thinking Mike should be in there, room full of screaming girls, the guys abs can inspire it depends on the diet of course, JJ Wants to take Mike along won't get any publicity because he's a FORMER TV Star (I'm sure they'll bring up the "Washed Up TV Star" Angle haha) and heres the hypocriticalness about the partners body getting out of shape haha, next a single mother who has a 21 year old guy going ( and he fulfils his "MILF" Fantasy haha) but he won't take her out because its embarrasing and finally a 19 yr old who cooks breakfast every morning for her guy, Paul Ellis has arrived and makes the decider *New Music* And its Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone New NZ Idol season starting later, wondering if you can re-enter, but the songs OK kinda sounds a bit like the Killers musically or at least has that 80s sound going *** More txts in, Dom should've been born a generation earlier so that the women did get up earlier and make breakfast haha, and more stuff along those lines Aussies coming to play cricket, get into the party zone ads and heres your repeat - P-Money/Akon - Keep On Calling, again no probs at all (and of course theres usually only one song repeated during the Madhouse while in other 4 hour periods ya may hear a few more) Dom finding something funny that won't be explained although its someting about "Mikes Troubled Past" the Bosses Birthday today, Overdue Proposal (JJ wonders why she proposed to Dom sometimes) we have the sister of the woman who got in earlier (giving away the actual name there oops) where he went to Europe, she was gonna go as well, wanted to propose in Paris on the Eifell Tower but then her dad got really sick she couldn't go so the guy came back, Cash Battle, gotta get through The Test Jack Johnson - Sitting Waiting Wishing and its ok *** enter cheesy game show music Cash Battle (Working for the Cash Machine) Question #1 - "What are the names of the 2 Space Rovers sent to Mars by NASA in 2003" umm can't say I remember that either no "Call A Friend" option no-one gets it, theres also no "run a Google search " option either, but Spirit and Opportunity are the names ads a bit of a dating show introduction for the next contestant, Question 2 "Name NZs Highest Active Volcano" don't know, but Mt Ruapehu is the guess which is probably what I'd have guessed as well "How Many Mls can a Magnum of Champagne Hold" don't know but the guess is 15000 wondering about how he got the answer and yep the first one was a 'net search like the old Xtra Broadband ad with the comp hiding behind the Fridge, Happy ending is the "DOMINEM" Song Tarsh is next, catches up on "The Biggest Loser" anyways GUYS, She's playing Rock Paper Scissors on C4 |